There was also video of him masturbating in front of traffic while wearing a mask, waving a gun at people while naked and digging a hole to literally fuck the ground. And sex sex sex Cracked. Other cars he's gave his mighty meat shaft to include: Even with eye witnesses? Screwing the earth itself? Edward's current fling is a Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, which instantly makes every Herbie the Love Bug movie ever made five times creepier. All because of a single, momentary, horny lapse of judgment.
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It has 10 speeds, all of them are sexy as hell.
Police say the tapes included two years' worth of the man defiling street signs. And the car absolutely cannot be mounted while it's moving, as you'll see in this set of 30 photos of our attempt to demonstrate this.
It didn't take long for them to call the cops, who booked his ass on charges of sexual breach of the peace, which we assume is Europe-speak for making everyone at the station say "What the Fuck?
Well we can say that he's not the first guy to get caught doing it , so maybe it's a thing. You just want to have evidence for when the cops say, "There is no way some guy is fucking a table.